Chris Brown released a statement about the alleged beating of Rhianna, saying he was "sorry and saddened" about the incident. E! Online reported that it was a text message from skeeze Paris Hilton that started the fight.

Guy Ritchie asks ex-wife Madonna to please, please keep her clothes on! See, the kids are getting razzed about it in school and he just wants her to think about them before she lets it all hang out. Would you want your mom posing nearly nude? What if it really was done in a tasteful artsy way?