Britney threatens to cancel her "Circus" tour. Remember this Britney, K-Fed?? Oh yeah, crazy Brit Brit still lurks within that poor tethered & leashed blonde bombshell and you bringing your girlfriend on tour with Britney is just cruel. Canoodle the extra $4 grand a WEEK she's paying your hairless tush and just take off every weekend to go see your volleyball chickie. Geez. Well, I feel better. Rant over.

Jennifer and Angelina supposedly will have to come face to face at an Oscar's Pre-Party. My bet is that they will toast one another for all the publicity this dried out beat down "cat" fight gets them both.