Bad Tattoos!

My Mom doesn't have a bellybutton and she always jokes about getting one tattooed on. What is the funniest tat you have ever seen?

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Life is like ____________________! (anything except like a box of chocolates!) You had so much fun with this! Like April who said "Life is like a bad marriage, you never know when you're gonna get scr%$#d."