YOU'RE NOT LAZY....YOU HAVE A DISORDER

In 2012, the American Psychiatric Association is going to release a new edition of the "Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders", which you can think of as a sort of "bible" for psychiatric disorders.

--Anyway, there's a version of the manual online, and it includes nearly 300 conditions, including several new disorders that . . . to be honest . . . don't sound like "disorders" at all. Here's what I'm talking about . . .

#1.) If you're passive and inactive, you're not just lazy . . . you have Sluggish Cognitive Tempo Disorder.

#2.) If you're going through a divorce and are having a hard time getting along with your ex, you're not just having a normal reaction to major emotional stress . . . you have Relational Disorder.

#3.) If you're always complaining, you might not just be a whiner . . . you have Negativistic Personality Disorder.

#4.) If you sometimes lose your temper and suddenly become very angry, you don't just have a bad temper . . . you have Intermittent Explosive Disorder.

#5.) If you get a kick out of being appalled by pornography and other obscenities, you're not just a self-righteous prude . . . you have Mary Whitehouse Syndrome.

#6.) If your kid is uncomfortable with his or her gender, they're not just struggling to figure out their sexuality and define who they are . . . they have Gender Incongruence.

#7.) If you can't stop picking up bar skanks, you're not just a male slut with a high sex drive . . . you've got Hypersexual Disorder.

#8.) If you get really moody when you're PMSing, you're not just a normal woman . . . you've got Premenstrual Dysphonic Disorder.

#9.) And if you don't care about the planet, you're not just a REPUBLICAN . . . you've got Nature Deficit Disorder.

Here is a link to the working copy: You're Not Lazy

What are your's?!

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