MONDAY'S SHOW!

Jinger was out, and we talked about stupid things you've said lately. Sunday night, I was at DQ, and I asked the lady if she had those little packets of ketchup!

MONDAY MORNING MAIL BAG

Dear Jinger and Izzy,

I went to a bar with my girlfriend and some of her friends over the weekend, and they were flirting with the bartender all night.

That part didn't bother me, because they were just having fun, and it's pretty obvious that I have a strong relationship with my girlfriend.

But when the guy brought us our check to settle up at the end of the night, he told us the last round of drinks were "on the house" . . . and gave my girlfriend his number.

And the worst part is, she pocketed the number RIGHT IN FRONT of me.

I didn't make a big deal out of it, because I'm a confident guy, and the girls were just messing with him. And it's not his fault. If I was him I might have tried the same thing.

But shouldn't my girlfriend have told the guy I was her boyfriend? Or at least left the number there, or given it to one of her friends? It's possible she was too drunk to care, but now I'm paranoid that she's thinking about cheating on me.

SIMON COWELL IS ENGAGED

I know it's hard to believe, but Simon Cowell actually found someone to tolerate him, and sources say she's just as opinionated as he is!Her name is Mezhgan Hussainy. She's the lead make up artist from American Idol.

STUPID VIDEO OF THE DAY

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