If you had followed your childhood dream, what would you be right now? I said an archaeologist. Izzy said he yearns to be a unicorn.

Not that kind of unicorn. This kind:

That's real, btw. Chupa's mom visited the station the other day and we snapped a pic.

Body Scanner Images:

No pic for you nasty pants. Airports want to use full body scanners to protect us from acts of terrorism on airplanes. It's to keep us safe. But, dang... you can see EVERYTHING!