NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

1.) "The Bounty Hunter" (PG-13)

-- Gerard Butler plays a bounty hunter who captures his bail-jumping ex . . . a reporter played by Jennifer Aniston. But in between her repeated escape attempts, he learns that the story she's working on involves crooked cops who want both of them dead.

Official Site: http://www.ThePursuitBegins.com/

#2.) "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" (PG)

--"Diary of a Wimpy Kid" is based on the best-selling book series about a sarcastic kid who keeps track of all his middle school misadventures in his journal. Chances are your kid's read at least one of the books, or has a friend who has.

--Steve Zahn and "Cougar Town's" Rachael Harris play his parents, but all the film's REAL stars are played by little kids you've never heard of.

Official Site: http://www.DiaryofaWimpyKidmovie.com/

#3.) "Repo Men" (R)

--Jude Law and Forest Whitaker play corporate killers who repossess mechanical organs from people who can't pay their bill. But when Jude Law has a heart attack, they stick a pricey mechanical heart in him . . . and it's not long before he's behind on his payments and his old partner is sent to collect.

Official Site: http://www.RepoMenAreComing.com/

Stupid News Only 8% Of The University Of Maryland's Basketball Team Graduates On Time
Every year at the start of March Madness, the Institute for Diversity and Ethics in Sport at the University of Central Florida releases a report on the graduation rates of basketball teams in the NCAA tournament.


--According to this year's report, at BYU, Marquette, Notre Dame, Utah State, Wake Forest and Wofford, 100% of their players graduated on time.


--And at Duke and Villanova, more than 90% of their players graduated on time.


--But programs like Cal, Arkansas Pine-Bluff, Washington, Tennessee, Kentucky, Baylor and New Mexico State all graduated fewer than 36% of their players on time.


--And the University of Maryland's on-time graduation rate is a pathetic 8%. That's just ONE PLAYER on the team's entire roster.


--Still, according to Maryland's coach, Gary Williams, the numbers are deceiving.


--He says, quote, "Obviously, those years we had players leave early and they're millionaires now, and they're coming back to get their degrees, just like other guys have come back and gotten their degrees."


--For the record, there are only three former University of Maryland players in the NBA right now . . . STEVE BLAKE of the Los Angeles Clippers, JOE SMITH of the Atlanta Hawks and CHRIS WILCOX of the Detroit Pistons.


--Meanwhile, another former player, JUAN DIXON, was suspended from a European league last month for failing a steroid test.


--And arguably the program's most famous player, STEVE FRANCIS, got caught picking his nose on camera while attending an NBA game as a SPECTATOR last weekend.


(Rivals)


(--Check out video of Francis' pick, here . . .)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKzF1nNP7mA


A Guy Who Wore A Leprechaun Costume To Rob A Bank On St. Patrick's Day Robbed Another Bank In December Dressed As Santa

Three days before Christmas, a man in a Santa suit robbed a bank in Nashville. The FBI was investigating the case, but it was still unsolved . . . until Wednesday.

That's because on St. Patrick's Day, the same guy did the exact same thing. Except this time, he was dressed as . . . you guessed it . . . a LEPRECHAUN.

According to police, 20-year-old David Cotton is the man responsible for both robberies. Both he and his getaway driver . . . a 20-year-old college student named Jonathan Skinner . . . were KILLED in a shootout with police while leaving the bank.

Officials say there are two pieces of evidence linking David to the Christmas robbery:

#1.) When they searched his house, they found a Santa costume.

#2.) And David made similar comments to the tellers during each of the robberies.

(Yahoo News)

STUPID VIDEO OF THE DAY

Watch this female body builder crush beer cans with her bare hands!