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MOTHER OF THE YEAR?

Time for our "Mother of the Day," 24-year-old Jordan Hensley of good ol' Johnson City, Tennessee!

On Monday, Jordan was at the park with her 5-year-old son when she decided to teach him a lesson about smoking. So naturally, she stuck a lit cigarette in his mouth, and forced him to suck it down so he'd see how terrible it is.

Apparently, some other people saw what Jordan was doing, and they had a problem with it. Someone called the cops, and an officer pulled Jordan over a few blocks away.

Jordan admitted she made her son have a cigarette, but she said she was only, quote, "teaching him NOT to smoke."

Long story short, Jordan was arrested. And not just because she made the kid smoke. It turns out she got caught with a bag of weed in her car too. Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

She's been charged with child abuse and neglect, disorderly conduct, and drug possession.

STUPID VIDEO OF THE DAY

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