What Creeps You Out?

The book I cannot wait to buy today is Creepiosity by David Bickel. All about things that are unintentionally creepy. Like restaurant mascots that invite you to eat them. Y'know, the pig at the BBQ joint. For me, it's dolls that are made to look like they are crying or getting punished by standing in a corner. Really, who wants to see a child frozen in pain or shame for all eternity!! C'mon! For Izzy, it's the silent freakish stare of a mime who never speaks.

A couple you mentioned were faces that appear in wood grain, snakes, trench coats, ear hair, toes longer than your shoes, etc.