IF YOU HAD FIFTY-MILLION DOLLARS

If you had 50,000,000 dollars, who and how, would you take revenge out on someone?

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IF YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, BLAME ON IT ON BIOLOGY!

There's a new development in the ever-popular field of adultery today. Claiming "it's not my fault, I'm a sex addict" is straight up 2009. The hot new excuse for 2010 is . . . "it wasn't my fault, BIOLOGY made me do it."

According to Christopher Ryan, who wrote the new book "Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality", one of the biggest reasons a man might cheat is an uncontrollable surge of testosterone.

By the time a man's in his 20s, his testosterone level starts to go down. As it goes down, so does a guy's passion and appetite for life. (--It's why men are so willing to get married and suddenly be cool with trips to light fixture stores.)

But when a man has just a brief conversation with an attractive woman, his testosterone levels spike WAY up.

That spike can confuse the brain . . . and make a guy think he's just fallen in love with someone new. And that can make the guy do something he'd regret later.

TRAIN HORN!

Izzy says he's getting this for his truck! Wait til you see this video of a guy and his train horn scarrying people!