NEVER BUY THIS USED!

Over the weekend, there were TONS of yard sales! What things should you never buy used?!

HAVE YOU EVER PASSED OUT SOMEWHERE STRANGE

This guy wonders into a home, 20 miles from his, and passes out, NAKED, on someone elses couch!!! Where's the weirdest place you've passed out?!

LADIES, IS THIS TRUE?!

Researchers from DePauw University in Indiana have concluded that you can guess the chances your marriage will last based on what you and your spouse looked like in old photographs. People who are pictured smiling in old photos are more likely to be in a successful marriage than the grim and sour-faced. The researchers examined the college yearbook photos of a group of people and rated their smile intensity from one to 10. To judge this, they looked specifically at the stretch of two muscles: the one that pulls up on the mouth and the one that creates wrinkles around the eyes. Of this group, no one who fell in the top 10% of smile intensity had divorced, while almost 25% of those in the bottom 10% of smile intensity had ended their marriage.

STUPID VIDEO OF THE DAY WARFARE WITH CARDBOARD!
Most of the weird videos people put online are amazing because they're amazingly stupid. But some of them are more like well-made short films. And some of them seem BETTER than the crap at the local over-priced multiplex.

For example, there's one on YouTube called "Cardboard Warfare" that's like a scene in a violent action movie. There's no context, almost no dialogue, and the guys in it end up in an incredibly realistic bloody firefight . . . with cardboard guns.

There are grenades, grenade launchers, a giant cardboard machine gun like the one Jesse Ventura rocked in "Predator" . . . even a life-sized cardboard tank.