DEPUTIES IN TROUBLE

Two Washing County, Tennessee deputies have been supsended with pay pending an internal investigation. They were cited by a U.S. Forest Service officer last week. They've been charged with posessing alcohol in a prohibited area, public nudity, and public intoxication. They've been suspended, HOWEVER, we were wondering, have you ever been caught naked?

DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

Here it is . . . your Idiot Criminal Of The Day! Today's lucky winner is 23-year-old Crystal Whitaker of Lake Park, Florida.

On Friday, Crystal took her 10-month-old daughter to a JCPenney. They went into a dressing room and Crystal jammed $256 worth of clothes into a bag. Then, she sprinted out of the store.

Employees tried to catch her, but she got away.

Crystal had made one big mistake, though . . . she FORGOT to take her BABY with her.

The employees found the 10-month-old, alone . . . right next to Crystal's purse, which she'd also left behind. The purse had her ID, including her address.

The Florida Department of Children and Families came to the store to get the baby.

The police tracked down Crystal . . . and she's been charged with child abuse without great harm, child neglect without causing great harm, contributing to the delinquency of a dependent, and theft.

SUPERMAN IS REAL!?

Who says SUPERMAN doesn't exist? He LITERALLY just saved a family from absolute disaster.

The family, who asked the press to keep their name and their location confidential, was facing FORECLOSURE . . . they couldn't afford the payments their home and the bank was getting ready to bounce them out.

As they packed up their belongings to leave the house, they found an old box in their basement containing about nine comic books.

One of those comic books was "Action Comics No. 1" . . . a.k.a. the comic book that featured the first appearance of Superman . . . a.k.a. the most valuable comic book OF ALL TIME.

They looked it up online and found that copies of that book have sold for up to $1.5 MILLION at auction. So they contacted a comic book auction expert named Vincent Zurzolo who runs the website ComicConnect.com.

He examined the comic and gave it a rating of "very good" based on its condition. Since it's not perfectly mint, it should only make about $250,000 at auction . . . not quite $1.5 million, but still enough for the family to easily save their house.

And while that's amazing for them . . . unfortunately, most Americans DON'T have the most valuable comic book in the world in their basements. In the first six months of this year, more than 1.6 million homes were in foreclosure.

YOUNG KID TRYING TO GET HOT GIRL

Check out this boy trying to get this hot girl to flash him!