A True Horror Story:

A woman finds herself embroiled in a love affair. A married woman. A woman who craves the feeling that only her new love can give her. That woman is me. Yes, I, Jinger am in love. Illicit love. With a television show. American Horror Story on FX. It's scary, sexy and keeps me on the edge of my seat. Why do you need to know this?!?! So that you learn from this tragic tale, my dear friend. Love hurts. Now that I am addicted to this terrifying tale my satellite provider threatens to drop it because they can't get along the network. Anguish. Now, cast your sad, sad eyes upon the star of said show, Dylan McDermott shirtless. There, there. This will make it alllll better.....