Jason Trawick:

THIS is Britney Spear's boyfriend! Looks like a cheaper version of Sam from True Blood.

Taylor Kitsch:

Do you remember how your eyes danced with delight as they landed upon the man candy that is Taylor Kitsch in X-Men Wolverine, Friday Night Live and even Snakes on a Plane (liar, you watched it!!). Well, now they will dance once again as Taylor Kitsch is joining Rhianna and Alex Skarsgard in the forthcoming movie, Battleship.

Ryan Reynolds

Thank you Christine from Greeneville for reuniting me with Ryan Reynolds and for sending me some great pics! In honor of your excellent taste, allow me to present you, "Ryan Reynolds - A Totally Untrue Tale Fabricated Purely for my Own Pervy Enjoyment":

The sun beat the tired street like a pimp. I walk it anyway, bored and sad. Ryan Reynolds is approaching me. His shirt pops open and his abs actually pay off my mortgage and find me a new dentist whilst also arousing my interest.

Although he is not happy about it, I am entertaining Ryan Reynolds at the Casa de Royale. After a light supper, and a rousing round of bouncing quarters off his ravishing rump, he gets a bit surly and grows a beard in protest. With the gentle understanding only a woman can feel, I chain him up in my basement. A smile has half formed on my once sullen face and I sense, for the first time in a long time, that things just might be looking up.

He eats alot more than I had originally anticipated, and always insists that his bulging biceps are oiled with grape seed extract. Initially this task had it's perks. Perhaps a basement filled with broken, dust covered exercise equipment bought from infomercials that loiter just outside his reach is not the environment in which Ryan Reynolds blooms. His abs have stopped rescuing children from wells and downloading free movies off the net. Yet, I cannot let go.

Ryan Reynolds dreams in black and white. In his dreams I don't ask him if I look fat in these jeans, I just oil his pecs, make grilled cheese sandwhiches shaped like mickey mouse and stop throwing quarters at his butt. He's making my dreams black, white and wet. Dreams of swimming are dangerous when you have a small bladder.

Summer Speedo Spectacular:

Alexander Skarsgard

True Blood is back on HBO and thankfully, there is more Eric Northman this season and that just makes me giddy. if you have yet to feast your eyes on the glory that is Alexander.. please start now:

Stephen Dorff. He's an actor, he was in "Blade" but, enough of that. The is Stephen Dorff and his abs playing in the misty spray of the ocean. And, he has a cute dog. That is all we really need to know for the moment, don't you think?

Ahh, the return of the HBO series, True Blood! Most likely the best source for staring at man meat on television. New to the series is Joe Manganiello, he'll play Alcide, a werewolf. He is worth growing fur for.

Even Bradley Cooper is a little amazed at his bod. Bradley is the cover-stud on Details magazine and said qoute, "I had to literally transform my body. As the movie progressed, I got in increasingly better shape."

Here's a pic from the Details photo shoot:

And, the best shirtless pic I can find of Bradley (if you have others, send 'em my way!!)

Sex and The City 2 opens today. Let's celebrate with Shirtless pics of the full frontal stud who graced the first Sex and The City Movie! Gilles Marini... scrumpy!

If at all possible, drag your eyes from that bod to this face... I know, tough one.

Brett Michaels suffered a stroke yesterday but, is recuperating and doing very well. We send him best wishes the only way we know how, with a shirtless salute.