Pink has finally popped! The 31-year-old singer and her husband Carey Hart confirmed the birth of their daughter on Twitter late last night.
Pink writes, "We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart. She's gorgeous, just like her daddy. #beyondblessed."
eHarmony ran a major survey to figure out what styles of humor are most attractive to the opposite sex. And it's pretty simple: Men are better off with dry, sarcastic senses of humor . . . and women are better off making fart jokes.
The study found that men are 7% more attractive when they're sarcastic . . . 16% more attractive when they're dry . . . and 6% more attractive when they're ironic.
For women, JUVENILE humor added 7% attractiveness . . . sarcasm added 14% . . . geekiness added 5% . . . and being dirty and raw added 4%.
Now, as for what kinds of jokes make people UNATTRACTIVE . . .
For men, dark humor makes you 14% less attractive . . . being dirty and raw knocks you down 9% . . . and practical jokes also knock you down 9%.
For women, POLITICAL humor makes you 12% less attractive . . . practical jokes make you 9% less . . . and being ironic knocks you down 4%.
Not sure why his head got chopped off in the pic btw...probably the same technical difficulty that made my singin sound out of tune