Turns out Paula Abdul had a pretty bad Valentine's day too. While takin' a drive with a boyfriend, she freaked out and called 911...
Charlie Sheen gave one of the funniest, wackiest interviews i've ever seen from anybody:
Brooke's lawyer just got an emergency order in L.A. County Superior Court, without giving notice to Charlie. The order requires Charlie to stay 100 yards away from Brooke and have no contact with her. Charlie says "Great. I was already planning on staying 100 parsecs away from her." BTW, a parsec is a "Star Wars" term for 3.26 light years.